BEWARE: smoking weed can have dangerous side effects, such as never shutting the fuck up about the fact you smoke weed
— Terri Conley, professor of psychology and women’s studies at the University of Michigan (link)
Got the appreciative up-and-down from a nice-looking go-getter lady at the store this morning. I’ve been chuffed ever since. Yeah I know this means I can be had with minimal flattery, idgaf.